Lypo please!

So… We all know Kim is a lezbo, right?! Apparently, she never got fired OR quit… Unfortunately. However, a little birdy did say that her “significant other” has gotten lypo, and she’s been having a hard time recovering, so I’ve heard. Everyone just thought she went on vacation and just quit or some shit. Hah.

Gay hater

Does anyone remember Crystal? The CCM? Ah, she was THE best!!! One of EVERYONES favorite manager, by far! Anyway… Our wonderful manager Clay… Is a racist and a homophobe!!! Notice how all our new managers are ‘white’? I mean… It COULD be JUST a coincidence, but I heard thru the grape vines just that and how he has “problems” with gay people. Crystal hated him and said she’d never work with Clay again, and Clay had a ‘problem’ with her.

I think that’s legit. Clay does seem like he stalks down trannies and slices and dices them and throws them in a hole. Apparently it’s the “way he grew up.” Well, sorry to cut it to ya Clay, but if you hate the homos, then HEB aint exactly the best place for you to be working! And to be racist while you’re at it?! Damn you got some problems man!

Control your bitches!

This blog seems to pick on faggy Sean a lot. Sure. But it’s so hard not to when he’s such an easy target (ho). Once-a-pon-a-time Eric (CCS) came into the store on his DAY OFF to write a little message on the podium… “Train Sean for gas station.” Wait now, what?! Sean? Faggot Sean who doesn’t even want to work inside, train for gas station?!

I mean… Unless Eric got so drunk that Sean blew him or something and got it on video, Eric absolutely no will power. Here comes the really funny part! Get this get this… Veronica is moving inside to Business Center, ok? Sean wants to move out to gas station! LMFAO!!!! Oh my fucking god, I can’t stop laughing! Someone give me a bag! Really? Seriously?! He even lied and said “everyone loves me out there.” BITCH PLEASE! Angie and other Sean don’t even count, plus neither of them said no such accusation. Veronica hates him, and Mark is very picky, and kinda homophobic, so he wont let just ‘anyone’ out there.

Eric. Grow some balls next time, and stop letting Sean play with them!

Party over here, party over there!

Sooo… It came to my knowledge that more ass kissing has been coming along, lately. Eric, Lisa, Alex and oh so many others have been “partying” and “drinking” over at George’s and Sean’s place lately. Knowing that, notice how George, Correne and Sean are probably the only ones on USCAN much? Continuously. I mean… There’s already favortism. This just makes it worse. Rumor has it… Lisa likes to dance… Like a slut on crack. Just thought I would share.

Transvestites are allowed?

So today the store’s new CCM walked in… At first glance, she literally looked like a tranny! No joke. Get this! She’s butch! And we all know what our HEB butchy managers are!! Pussy lickers! Oh yeah. AND… What the FUCK is up with her disgusting 2 century old hair?!?! It’s a disgrace to mankind! Someone punch her in the titts!