I think that’s legit. Clay does seem like he stalks down trannies and slices and dices them and throws them in a hole. Apparently it’s the “way he grew up.” Well, sorry to cut it to ya Clay, but if you hate the homos, then HEB aint exactly the best place for you to be working! And to be racist while you’re at it?! Damn you got some problems man!

I mean… Unless Eric got so drunk that Sean blew him or something and got it on video, Eric absolutely no will power. Here comes the really funny part! Get this get this… Veronica is moving inside to Business Center, ok? Sean wants to move out to gas station! LMFAO!!!! Oh my fucking god, I can’t stop laughing! Someone give me a bag! Really? Seriously?! He even lied and said “everyone loves me out there.” BITCH PLEASE! Angie and other Sean don’t even count, plus neither of them said no such accusation. Veronica hates him, and Mark is very picky, and kinda homophobic, so he wont let just ‘anyone’ out there.

Eric. Grow some balls next time, and stop letting Sean play with them!

Mario just walks and acts gay. No straight guy does the whole gay hand gesture thing. You know… The hand flip/wave. Nay does is all the time. Apparently, he’s “married”… Married to a TRANNY, maybe. Watch him check out all the little boys. Perv!

Tommy… Well, I don’t really have to say much, besides he absolutely no ass and looks anorexic. And the ring on his lip is bigger than his head.

Larry’s parties… He’s always having sex. Sometimes multiple times with different girls! The things you hear him say in the break room sometimes is fascinating. If Max is there, then you’ll always find someone grabbing his ass. The most common; Sean. You wouldn’t think Max was a little slut, oh but he is! (This will elaborated soon). The latest gossip, George and Reba! I know! Wanna hear something juicer? They were doing it while her BABY was in the room! What a poor messed up child that’s going to be!

MySpace is both good and evil at the same time; it makes new friends and destroys old friends. There’s no doubt about it. Its happened to all of us at one point of our MySpace accounts. Overtime we tend to put stuff on MySpace… Crazy pictures, ‘bleeding my heart out’ blogs, or even post one of those surveys and say something revealing. We’ve all done it before.

What else about MySpace is revealing? Why the people on it, of course! It’s funny to see our own managers on MySpace and Facebook. It might be private, but nevertheless they’re on there. There’s also that cute guy/girl from work; and something you found out about them…. Oh, I don’t know… Sexual orientation!

It’s one thing to lie and tell people one thing, when your own profile says the exact opposite. Whither it be sexual orientation, age, single or taken, or even having a MySpace account in the first place! People are so amazingly stupid these days.

And what’s up with random adds?! You know… Someone from work or school who you NEVER talk to or engage in a conversation with and all of a sudden have an add request from them! Umm.. Awkwaaaard!

Christina is pretty much on the top of the list. She’s on the rag almost 95% of the time! And when she is nice, it’s like for five minutes before she starts dripping again. Yvette is obviously the queen of them all; enough said. Yvonne has her days. At first everyone hated her, because of her the store turned into chaos and everything changed, but with time everyone started to VERY slowly like her. But like I said she has her days. Our new CCM Mario is socially awkward. He seems nice, but rudely strict.

As for the checkers and baggers: Elda is on the high list. Who by the way should try to wear some makeup every once in a while to cover up her dark circles. She looks, sounds and talks like a real super bitch.
Joey has his days; when he’s in a good mood he’ll be nice to you and maybe try to talk, but if he’s on his “man period” he can seem like the bitch of the world! Bitchy to the point if it’s a bad day and he’s bagging for you or on a checkstand, and the customer can tell… You might get in trouble!
Joe is loud, obnoxious and cocky as a mother fucker! One of the most annoying people I’ve ever had to work with. Sometimes in conversations with customers, he gets very bias and ignorant and becomes the “bitch”.
Diane is a complete twat. She even looks like it at first impression. First day she started working I knew she was a complete bitch, and I was right. She’s very rude, but she does it in a not so very obvious way. But nonetheless, she’s a bitch.
Evelyn is a weirdo. That’s probably why they always put her on returns. I’ve never seen her smile or laugh. She looks like the kind of person that locks their kids in the basement for days without food, and spanks them with bob-wire.
Jackie in business center thinks she’s the shit. When really all she is, is a sad girl wearing a tire around her waste. Bitch.
Little Jackie, ever since they made her lead for a day, and even before that when she was “training”, she acts like she’s the shit. Bosses people around like she owns the place. Bitch please, you haven’t even started puberty yet!
Falon thinks everyone is out to get her because she’s black! She’s just as ignorant and close-minded as anyone else. She’s always complaining and bitching about something. She’s nice sometimes, but most of the time it’s just bitch bitch bitch.
And pretty much everyone in parking lot think they own everything. Fuck ya’ll!

The list can go on, and lots will be added once they’ve been noticed and thought of.